Merkel gets the pub’s rush

Trump dumps the frump after love fest with Manny

German Chancellor Angela Merkel came to Washington to meet with President Trump and ended up eating a hamburger in a pub.

Her three-hour visit was a dismal affair compared with the three-day extravaganza for French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte, which included a 21-gun salute, a helicopter tour of Washington, a tree planting ceremony and a extraordinarily lavish state dinner organized by the gorgeous and stylish Melania.

C’est là vie!






PHOTOPLAY: Donald and Melania and Emmanuel and Brigitte


France’s first couple Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron are in the U.S. for three days as guests of President and Melania Trump. They all had a private dinner Monday night at George Washington’s former estate in Mount Vernon, took in the sights of D.C. from a helicopter, planted a tree in the White House lawn — a gift from the Macrons who will guests of honor at a sumptuous state dinner Tuesday night.

Macron will address the U.S. Congress on Wednesday. Several topics are up for discussion by the two world leaders, including the Iran nuclear deal, Syria and trade and tariffs, but the entire visit is dominated by the close friendship between Manny and The Donald, and most of all by two ultra stylish First Ladies.

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Ooooh, it’s so hard.


Come along, garçon.
Just leave the world in my hands, garçon, and everything will be fine.







Beauty rebuffed

The most beautiful first lady in American history continues to get the cold shoulder from women’s magazines — the same liberal mags that went gaga over her predecessor.

It was Twitter nonpareil James Woods who brought this insulting bias to the attention of social network followers.

Liberal bias blind to real beauty!

“If the Trumps were Democrats,” the acerbic actor tweeted, “Melania would be on every cover of every chic women’s magazine in the world.”

So far, Melania has appeared on only one magazine cover — Vanity Fair Mexico — in February 2017.

But not one American magazine has put the former model on its cover, while Michelle Obama showed up on at least 30 American magazine covers during her husband’s eight-year term.

Women’s mag hag, Vogue editor Anna Wintour had Michelle Obama on the cover of the so-called fashion bible three times, but won’t go near Melania.

It’s sad when psychotic liberalism blinds its mindless victims to the most obvious beauty.

–Elmore Mich in New York

Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder, but it doesn’t seem to be a difficult choice.

Frosty Friday for First Couple

Melania Trump and son Barron exit Air Force One a short but emotionally-charged distance ahead of the President as the first family land in Florida for a weekend at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago getaway.

But getting away from the salacious scandal surrounding the ’60 Minutes’ interview on Sunday with porn star super slut Stormy Daniels won’t be so easy.

As expected, this fame-hungry, money grubbing hag (sounds like Hillary Clinton) will flagellate the President over an alleged romp she had with then-private citizen Donald Trump in Las Vegas 10 hears ago.

Trump’s staunch base of politically incorrect Americans, genuine patriots and the ever famous deplorables will defend the President every misstep of the way over whatever this sleazy over-the-hill hooker has to say.

Trump LandWhy? Because whatever Trump did as a private citizen is irrelevant to his Presidency and all that he has accomplished so far, including (to name a few) bringing jobs back to America, the biggest tax cuts in U.S. history, decimating Isis, and taming that nuke-mad North Korean lunatic.

Voters who elected Donald Trump knew what they were getting: a lusty, politically- and socially-incorrect dynamic, tough American male who loved the ladies. He was a rich and famous real estate tycoon and reality TV star, for godsake. He enjoyed life. But that doesn’t negate all the achievements in his short time so far as President.

As an evangelical bigwig said: “We knew we weren’t electing a choir boy.”

So you can tell that super slut to stuff it. No real American gives a damn.

— Guy de Michél