Loser in Chief

She turned failure into an art form

“I  led all the way through, I won the primary by four million votes, I was thought to have won all three debates” — she was fed the questions beforehand, hence she cheated! — Hillary Clinton told a British TV reporter during her endless and embarrassing blame tour to sell more copies of her book ‘What Happened’ and make another ton of money — her God.

“Your dynastic appeal,” said reporter Matt Frei, “or perhaps it was the opposite: The fact that you were called Clinton, the fact that you were first lady basically trumped any novelty — if you forgive the term — of being the first female president of the United States. People looked at your name and your legacy more than they looked at your gender.”


images-1Clinton half-heartedly admitted to some responsibility for her epic loss, but still the real culprits were former FBI Director James Comey and Russia.

“You had the Comey letter and you had the enormous impact of the Russian theft of emails, the release of them by WikiLeaks, basically now a part of the Russian intelligence apparatus, and the weaponization of that.”

“So you’re still blaming others more than yourself?” Frei said.


“I think it’s important that people understand what happened,” she went on. “It’s easy to say, ‘Well, you know she wasn’t a good candidate.’ Then why did I lead all the way to the end, why did I get nominated overwhelmingly?”

“Did people lie at the polls?” Frei countered.

“I think there were intervening events that caused people to worry, to have second thoughts.”

You better believe it, madam! Many people certainly had second thoughts, but there were also many who had the first thought that you were a corrupt, lying, insincere, hypocritical, establishment phony and just plain nasty woman.



Donald Trump may be brash and crude, but he tells it the way it is, he speaks the politically incorrect language the everyday American, the working man and woman, the average Joe, Jack and Jill and Susie Q understand.

Trump reached out to and touched “the deplorables” while you treated them like dirt, just like you treated the women who were victims of your husband’s sexually criminal Sick Will hunting.

The people, the real people of America — not the privileged entitled elitists you catered to — hated you, madam, and that’s why Donald Trump is the President, the Commander in Chief and the Leader of the Free World, and you, madam, are a nothingburger.

— Guy de Michêl