Khan the Knife


HEADLINE: Muslim mayor shrugs off London’s knife crime

“As good as some people think I am, I cannot solve knife crime. Neither can the police,” Sadiq Khan told the London Assembly to laughs and jeers.


Knife crime in London is out of control
not enough Bobbies to form a patrol
but Khan still loves those open borders
Come on in all knife-wielding marauders
To hell with John Bull, his kids and his wife
it’s all part and parcel of big city life.